January 2012
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“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure...”
– William Gibson (via nikkotine)
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahfunnychicks)
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i’ve had my foid card for about a year now. i used it for the first time the other day. i wish i could say that i used it while finally going to a firing range. but no, i thought i had lost my license and i was out of cigarettes. i found out that people will take that as a valid photo id, even if they are very skeptical.
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i had to crawl inside a lightbar box at work today. now i keep finding little bits of styrofoam stuck to me.
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more music. more shameless. more nip/tuck. more hours in a day, please. less work. more social interaction. much, much more sleep. things i want right now.
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i hate snow. so fucking much. people don’t know how to drive and it just seems to make people more stupid in general. i’ve nearly gotten into three accidents today. one time, i was less than a mile from home and i put the tiniest amount of pressure on the brake and spun all the way around across three lanes of traffic. quite enough excitement for the day.
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one of my least favorite things in the world: the first night’s sleep on a new pillow.
Anonymous asked: Why's that funny?
Anonymous asked: how does one hit on you?
yeah, i’m going to call it a night and just spoon with my laptop until i crash.
this is the wonderfully exciting life i lead.
“People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted (via belongingness)
Anonymous asked: Hi :)
kaitmpayne:
Quit waiting around for people to give a shit. Fuck being patient. If they were ever going to give a shit, they’d be doing it right now.
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two and a half hours until shameless. stoked, jazzed, pumped, etc, etc.
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i hate you because you’re not tim gunn.
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wait, it’s the middle of winter, in chicago, and i don’t have to wear a winter coat and i get to drive with my windows down?!
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i just saw some girl’s facebook status, “one part angle, one part perfect, one part wreck.”
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me: you know what would be the best job ever?
sister: what’s that?
me: professional sleeper.
sister: yeah, i don’t think that’s a thing.
me: it should be.
Anonymous asked: are you interested in anyone?
Anonymous asked: are you single?
Anonymous asked: You're quite cute
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i think that one of my favorite parts of boy meets world, is in the final episode when mr. feeny tells everyone, “believe in yourselves. dream. try. do good.” and then someone (i’m pretty sure it’s cory) tries to correct him and asks, “don’t you mean do well?” mr. feeny says, “no, do good.” the delivery and phrasing is just magnificent. it...
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i think instead of making a few year-long resolutions that i am bound to break, i’ll make myself a resolution for each day.
for example, today’s resolution: lay in bed and do nothing. enjoy the law & order: svu marathon that usa is providing. maybe start watching justified.
December 2011
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so, while i was driving home from a friend’s house, i was listening to call your girlfriend by robyn and i got to thinking (which can be very dangerous, i will admit.) personally, i don’t want to be let down easy. don’t just tell me that everything is going to be fine, we’ll still be friends, etc. i know i’ll be fine. i don’t want to waste my time hanging out...
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“the woman wants a baguette! i don’t care that jewel is closed. get her a...”
– my lovely sister, kelly, on the things she would do for me if i was black out drunk.
i love my family. our idea of a good time consists of shit talking the family members we don’t like and recounting occasions that my mother has said the word “fuck.” they are few and far between but always good stories. also, girl with the dragon tattoo was fucking phenomenal.
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things i can never get enough of:
spending time with my incredible family.
late night drives with my best friend.
shout singing songs.
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Up In Here - DMX
i am finally getting my shit together and preparing my best friend’s present. no big deal, just spending the rest of the night burning and handwriting seven tracklists.