February 2011
73 posts
“i lose track of time so i might be past my prime, but i’m feeling oh so good. oh my. feels just like i don’t try. looks so good i might die. all i know is everybody loves me. get down. swayin’ to my own sound. flashes in my face now. all i know is everybody loves me.” everybody loves me, onerepublic.
January 2011
52 posts
theprincedouche:
“Brighter Than Sunshine” |...
“i used to get parking tickets, but not anymore and you don’t have to get...”
– michael kosta.
“a man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio. give me a pen....”
– steve zahn as lenny in that thing you do!
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some days, okay most days, i wish that it was socially acceptable to go around punching people in the throat, just because you find it reasonable.
“this safety pin is keeping me comfortable.” -safety pin, the mascara story.
Oh, it's a picture of perfection. And the...
thestachemonster:
But if you left it up to me Everyday would be A holiday from real We’d waste our weeks Beneath the sun We’d fry our brains And write it’s so much fun out here
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imgeorge:
I wish pelvic thrusting were an acceptable greeting/introduction
wait…it’s not?
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in other news, i sleep texted my best friend last night. all i said was “haha sure it’s fun to be part of a club.” i wish i could say it’s the first time i’ve ever done that, but nope. happens fairly regularly.
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i’ve been getting that itch for another tattoo lately.
Oh, You Fancy Huh?
Dad: I’ll take you and mom to dinner tonight if you both clean up and look presentable for a man of my stature. Otherwise, leftovers.
since i’m avoiding doing things i need to do today,i just reorganized all my movies. i feel so accomplished.
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today is bound to be one of the most awkward and uncomfortable days of my life. why? because i make bad life choices.
Watch
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whoa whoa whoa. back your fucking shit up, usa. i’m just trying to watch some ncis before i go out and what do i find? csi.
theprincedouche:
“Admit It!!!” | Say Anything
You can eat stuff from my plate that I'm not...
tomyhusband:
But if you don’t bother to check first, you’re going to need a tetanus booster for when my fork stabs you.
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i could read two chapters for class tomorrow. or i could watch criminal minds and go to sleep early.
how to train your dragon is the only appropriate way to end this beyond marvelous weekend.
last night, i had an in depth conversation about pick up lines. we decided the best one was, “how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. hi, i’m martha.” fucking hilarious. 24 hour restaurants exist for nights like last night.
i think i’m just going to listen to hoodie allen all day. this sounds productive to me.
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man i needed tonight. i love myfriends. especially when they decide a night belongs to me. and tell me i’m right. ‘cause i am right.
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kajsfhksjf. i think too much. which makes me paranoid about certain outcomes of certain situations. which renders me useless in making my own decisions. why are none of my friends answering their phones today?!
thestachemonster:
And Maybe, we were made for each other You can breathe but the air is running out And Maybe, the world’ll look like this forever And Maybe, we were made for each other You can breathe but the air is running out And Maybe, the world’ll look like this forever And Maybe, we were made for each other And Maybe, we were made for each other
son of a dickkkkk. i just realized it’s only monday. def thought it was at least wednesday.
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road trip tonight. fuck yeah.
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successfully using 3 out of the 4 computers in my office at the same time.
Watchquiveringheart:
You Me At Six | Stay With Me
“no, it’s not what you said and it’s not how you said it, but it all came undone the moment you meant it. i honestly can’t believe coincidence and possibility could sway, but i’ll try and explain baby. i wanna be fixed. i wanna be broken. i wanna be closed. i wanna be open.” -steel city, my favorite highway.
